Buckle Your Meatbelts, The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Is Coming To Sedalia
I saw the Wienermobile once. I think I was at an event in Warrensburg, and everyone loved it. But that had to be at least ten years ago. What a wiener drought! Now, we finally get to experience the joy that is the Wienermobile. It's coming to Sedalia! It'll be at the local Woods Supermarkets. The first one to get the visit will be Woods West, and it'll be there September 23rd from 9:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. Then, they'll take a little break and get over to the Woods East from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
The last time I saw the Wienermobile, they were giving out Wiener Whistles, and sadly I have lost mine. So you KNOW I have to be there to get my whistle back. They give them out pretty often and have a ton of them for free, so you can get one too!
I was doing a little research about the ol' Wienermobile and it turns out, it's been around for a long time! They started up with the Wienermobile before World War Two, and they go out every year. There are six of em out going all around the country, and they go on tour 48 weeks out of the year. It's eleven feet tall and twenty seven feet long.
That's a big wiener. They must hear SO MANY jokes everywhere they go.
Those poor employees. I bet they've heard it all, and heard it seven times.
Well, anyway, feel free to make your plans to head out to either Woods on the 23rd to see it in person. It's fun! And you'll get a whistle. Maybe you'll get some good pictures!