’80s

And when he drove for Butternut Bread, we'd get little treats like brownies and Honey Buns around the house.

I'm probably showing some favoritism here, but that's okay.

Well maybe if you weren't a lowlife who cheats on his girlfriend with suspiciously younger girls, maybe you'd have more friends!

When I was a kid, Christmas was MAGICAL.

Boys were Gross. They picked their noses and hit you at recess and had COOTIES.

All four of my grandparents have left us. Most of the time, they were full of wisdom, wit, and lots of love. But some things they told me... were just full of CRAP.

Sometimes, a misstep was made. Mistakes occurred. Doesn't mean the song suffers, it just makes you go, "huh?"

Some people are just... wound up tight, you know what I mean?

He finds it quite amusing, like I'm a little freak show on the other side of the couch.

You guys, I'm an adult. I pay bills and stuff. But, I remember what it was like to be a kid here in Sedalia.