Some people get SO Sensitive around this time of year. It used to be that you could say whatever you wanted to someone to wish them a happy holiday, and they'd say whatever they wanted back to you. I like saying "Happy Holidays", because I don't like assuming things about people. I don't care if you're celebrating the Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa, Yalda, Hannukah, Bodhi Day, Ashura, Christmas, New Year's or any of the others out there I don't know about.

I'm not gonna assume you're doing anything, because I haven't walked a mile in your shoes. SO, "Happy Holidays" is good enough for me. And if you want to say "Happy Yalda" back to me, that's fine. But I do have questions for you because I don't know what Zoroastrian religion entails.

So if you say "Merry Christmas" to me, and I say "Have a Happy Holiday" back to you, don't get mad at me. That's not cool. Just say "Thanks" and move on, JANET.

So, in that spirit, here's a song from one of my favorite shows of all time, MST3K.

I don't know about you, but I agree. Can't we all just get along?!

Yaldaingly yours,
Behka