How Hot Is It? Give Us Your Best Heat Jokes
Well, another day in triple digits, and it seems like they are about every day now. I just saw on the news the reason too, I'm not sure why there isn't more of a panic but evidently the earth has broke away from it's gravitational pull and we are about 4o miles from the sun!
OK, that's a lie, but we can't do much about the heat, so we might as well have fun with it.
Give me your best "it's so hot" joke. Here's a few to get ya started.
- It's so hot, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it.
- It's so hot, that all the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through
the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death.
- It's so hot, I'm sweating like the last piece of chicken at a Perkins family reunion.
OK, now it's your turn. Give us your best!