Okay, guys, this is serious.  I've heard of the Beaman Monster, the Grey Vampire Man at the Fair... but this is too much.

I saw this photo on social media recently.

Britney Ross, Facebook
Britney Ross, Facebook
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NOPE. NO. NO THANK YOU.

Then I found another.

Jamie Hayes, Facebook
Jamie Hayes, Facebook
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And then... ANOTHER.

Heath Trotter, Facebook
Heath Trotter, Facebook
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If you don't know why I'm freaking out, then you don't know who Pennywise is. Pennywise is the name of the clown from the Stephen King book and movie, "IT".

When I was a kid, Pennywise looked like this.

Either way, Nightmare Fuel, am I right? Pennywise is probably one of the main reasons people have problems with clowns these days.  And now.... is he here? In Sedalia? I've heard from a few people that they've seen these balloons all over town!

Well, that's it. It's been a good run, Sedalia. Time to burn the house down and run for the hills, going off the grid for good. Husbando,..... sorry, bud. I know you'll be a little mad at me for destroying everything you own, but... Pennywise. No. No.

Have you seen the balloons? Where have you seen them? Are we doomed?

Floatingly yours,

Behka

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