Is Sedalia Getting A Chipotle?

Okay, guys, seriously. I have a lot of free time on my hands, I know. But my detective skills only go so far. In fact, they don't really go farther than Facebook if it involves something... not currently in  my life. In a Facebook Group I'm in, a job seeker saw that Indeed.com has listings for jobs available at a Sedalia Chipotle.

But I don't know, I'm skeptical. After all, didn't The Man burn me before by saying that a Pizza Ranch was coming, and it was really just a feeler to get someone to buy a franchise? So, I decided to go to the source.

Well, it DOES say that. But why would you want just an assistant manager? Wouldn't you want.... employees? I don't know, I can't take this anymore! This is just playing with my emotions, and I don't appreciate it one bit.

In all honesty, I have no idea. While the Indeed.com ad wouldn't be there if someone didn't want to hire someone else, it might be just wishful thinking. Maybe we should be in cahoots! You can tell me what you've heard! I'll add it to the..........CASE FILE.

 In the Food Justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the internet, who investigates food rumors; and the radio host, who ....eats lunch. These are their stories.

Investigatively yours,
Behka