Missouri Cave Up for Sale
UPDATE: According to kranzproperties.com, the property is no longer available
ORIGINAL STORY: This Missouri cave located in Eldon, Missouri (near the Lake of the Ozarks) is officially on the market.A cool 58 degrees all year round, this natural wonder spans 13 acres and includes a fully-stocked, underground lake and waterfalls!
A tourist attraction for many years, the cave (formerly “Fantasy World Caverns”) is already equipped with lights and is 70 percent wheelchair accessible. Before his death in 2016, the previous owner, Curtis Whitman, had owned the property since the 1970s and put hundreds of hours into making it a magical site for thousands of annual visitors.
The asking price on this magnificent natural creation? $750,000. But you're more than welcome to submit your own offer and hope for the best. Visit buythiscave.com for more information.
My only hope is that a successful businessman, with the assistance of his butler, develops the property into a headquarters for his masked vigilante operation to avenge the murder of his parents. This is the hero we deserve right now.