The Warrensburg PD has a message for the new students who've recently matriculated to UCM. The message is pretty easy to articulate: #dontbeajackwagon.
If you're in charge of the turkey this year, this might help you out. If you're not . . . then use it to annoy the person who IS by second-guessing everything they do. It's eight common mistakes people make with their Thanksgiving turkey . . .