Yesterday was my dad's birthday. So far, I think he had a good one. I think I only managed to embarrass him maybe five times. So while I was thinking of good and bad birthdays, the bad ones got funnier.
Innovative touchdown celebrations are something of a dying art, thanks to the No Fun League’s penalties on excessive showboating. $10,000 fines have a way of making a player think twice before pulling out a prop in the end zone.