For example, did you know he based a lot of his protest style on Ghandi? He also was followed and wire tapped because he had a friend who J. Edgar Hoover thought was a communist.
So anyway, they send you the stuff, but they also give you a little tutorial about how you should be using it. Apparently I have been applying the products in my hair incorrectly since, well, ever.
And I'm sure you've got a great story as to why you're out here walking, as well. But please, for the love of your imaginary friend, don't try to tell me about it.