Presents

How does Santa accomplish this every year? Kids were asked how he delivers all of the presents in one night.

But you want to get him SOMETHING, and it's hard to find something he'll like when all he tells you is hokum.

I'm worth a few little trinkets here and there.

And yes, it's a knockoff, because the real thing is Gucci and costs $2500.

Oh, shopping.

If you're like me, you live with a dude. And if your dude is like mine, they always tell you not to get them anything for any occasion, ever.

There's a 56% chance your significant other already KNOWS what gift you're giving them for Valentine's Day.  So . . . um . . . it would be really nice for them to clue you in on it, right?

If your spoiled kid doesn't get the exact toy they want this Christmas, don't worry.

The toys kids are requesting most this year are things with names like Chomp and Stomp, Xeno, and Leapfrog TV.  I don't even know what to make of that.

With Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday being in the rear view mirror, many of you already have presents ready for Christmas Day. As a kid I remember searching the house up and down looking for any signs of Christmas presents...