Sedalia Bazoo

I almost expect Morgan Freeman to step in here with some ominous narration. And by this point, Abel notes he knew these guys were bad news, but...

Kids being cranky in the summer? Booze is the answer!

Back then all they had was a dude fell off a horse, but he got better.

Sounds like a...... rusky plan.

Creepy stuff, you guys.

Kids being cranky in the summer? Booze is the answer!

Regardless of what you believe, there are always good scary stories out there.