Shopping

You can get bean type pillows, adjustable filling pillows, memory foam pillows, pillows that guarantee you're always cool, pillows that you're supposed to cuddle with your whole body, all kinds.

It dates back to 1878, when the owner of a department store in Philadelphia did it. He called it a "white sale" because most bedding was just white at the time.

What, are we making APRONS fashionable now too?!

Of course, these are just the big chain stores - the local shops and restaurants will make their own calls on when they're going to be open for business.

And as a household that does NOT make a second trip back to the car to get more groceries, I am all about bigger bags that are easy to transport.

So I thought, well, here's a rare occasion where I can try something new, eat popcorn, and not tempt Husbando with foods his doctor says he can't have.

You know, it sometimes sucks to be an adult.

Oh, shopping.

As if it's somehow haunted and can only freeze the dill pickles.

If someone's coming through the line with a whole watermelon, a bag of shredded turkey and a bottle of vodka, I'm not going to say anything.