It's a pretty fanciful way to say your ex will be cuffed, driven to a police station and have their mugshot taken before spending the night in the pokey.
Who thought putting these two things together would be an amazing idea? This had to have been a dare. Some teenager playing video games in their basement dared their other stupid friend to do this.
I have one friend in New Zealand, Donna (I sent her a big box of American candy once, and she invited me to watch her wedding online), that I've never met.