Forget about imagining what life would be like if dogs could talk. Let's think a little more 21st century and see what life would be like if dogs could text.
You and I both know that in our day to day lives here in Mid-Missouri, driving is pretty much required. You can't get around too far without some kind of vehicle. Yeah, you could ride your bike to work or the library if you were feeling spry - but you might not want to do that in 95 degree weather or in three feet of snow.
Becau...