Celebrity Presidential Debate Moderators: Who Would You Pick?

Well, after two presidential debates and one VP debate, it seems no one is happy with the moderators.  Who would you like to see as a moderator?  I think Chuck Norris would be my pick.

"I said your two minutes is up."

"Who are you calling a liar?"

It seems that no one can control the situation, both candidates trying show they are the alpha male.  How about the Octomom?  Anyone who can corral that many kids could surely maintain some sort of decorum.

Alright, your turn.  Who can do the job?